Butt-notized

Tito: I can't get enough butt-scratchin' action for the life of me. I've noticed that in that respect, The Other and I share something. So there's that.

But he's usually too hardcore for the gentle rubbing that I prefer. He likes it when they slap that ass! He just sits there and takes it, and gets that look on his face, like he might dirty his fur or something. It's the only time The Other is ever calm, is when he might shit his pants.

But anyway, for me, it's like ascending to a higher state of being, when The Human is scratching on my butt. It's not queer or anything like that, it's a way of inter-species communication. When he scratches on my butt, it's his way of letting me know that he understands me as a Cat and that he wants me to be in my happy place.

I'm not sure what he gets out of it, other than knowing that we are at One with my Catness when he scratches my butt. I'm sure he gets some Human pleasure out of it too, but I guess you'd have to ask him.

Sometimes, he overdoes it and I have to get up and walk away, but I'm usually back in no time. He gets the message: Easy Does It.

But like I said, it's not queer or anything. Just so you don't get the wrong idea. It's really more transcendent than that anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with being queer, I mean, after all, the two Humans seem to be making a go of it, bless their little hearts.

Hand-sitting: a guilty pleasure

Tito: I like to sit on the Human's hand.

There. I said it. That's right.

I like to walk it up, stretch it out, and put it down. On his hand. Then I like to let him know how much I like that.

That's right. I said it.

I get my hand-sit on and I purr up a storm. Ain't no shame!

Sometimes, the Other will pick a fight with me when I'm trying to enjoy some hand-time. That's just like him, ruining a good thing.

You can't change a hater.

High-rise living

J.: The kitties sure do like their kitty condo. They are so cute!

They love to run up and down it, and chase each other around. Sometimes, they have little make-believe fights over who gets to be on top. Dino likes to act especially fierce, and sometimes he displaces Tito when he is sitting on the perch up top.

Reminds me of another couple, hehehe...

I guess they're just like people, that way. Except cuter! And fuzzier!