Hand-sitting: a guilty pleasure

Tito: I like to sit on the Human's hand.

There. I said it. That's right.

I like to walk it up, stretch it out, and put it down. On his hand. Then I like to let him know how much I like that.

That's right. I said it.

I get my hand-sit on and I purr up a storm. Ain't no shame!

Sometimes, the Other will pick a fight with me when I'm trying to enjoy some hand-time. That's just like him, ruining a good thing.

You can't change a hater.