Butt-notized

Tito: I can't get enough butt-scratchin' action for the life of me. I've noticed that in that respect, The Other and I share something. So there's that.

But he's usually too hardcore for the gentle rubbing that I prefer. He likes it when they slap that ass! He just sits there and takes it, and gets that look on his face, like he might dirty his fur or something. It's the only time The Other is ever calm, is when he might shit his pants.

But anyway, for me, it's like ascending to a higher state of being, when The Human is scratching on my butt. It's not queer or anything like that, it's a way of inter-species communication. When he scratches on my butt, it's his way of letting me know that he understands me as a Cat and that he wants me to be in my happy place.

I'm not sure what he gets out of it, other than knowing that we are at One with my Catness when he scratches my butt. I'm sure he gets some Human pleasure out of it too, but I guess you'd have to ask him.

Sometimes, he overdoes it and I have to get up and walk away, but I'm usually back in no time. He gets the message: Easy Does It.

But like I said, it's not queer or anything. Just so you don't get the wrong idea. It's really more transcendent than that anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with being queer, I mean, after all, the two Humans seem to be making a go of it, bless their little hearts.